Friday, February 17, 2012

a few more things that make me go... ugh

and the list keeps going

  • the under part of mushrooms ( super creepy)
  • mentos candy's ( abnormally too smooth)
  • the sound of stirring macaroni and cheese ( sounds like sloppy sex)
  • sharing any and all forms of dairy products with anyone ( you will never get a sip of my milk, a bite of my yogurt or a taste of my ice-cream)
  • thongs (how on earth is something that sits in your ass crack all day sexy?)
  • eggs ( I wish I liked them but it's hard to consume something that smells like farts)
  • skinny jeans ( especially on plump teenaged boys with the "boy shag," haircut. aka:  justin bieber hair)
  • jersey shore apparel ( parents, please don't let your daughters walk out of the house wearing a t-shirt that says DTF unless you want her to work the pole)
  • the "facebook" face ( puffing your lips and and cocking your head does not make you look cuter girls)







Thursday, February 16, 2012

mama likey

color is such an inspiration to me. bold, fun and yummy hues around the house help keep me happy. love these patterns from my hometown studio galbraith and paul available at room & board. want, want, want this large scale pink burma flower pillow available at hable construction.  summer is coming and i'd love to have this retro metal deco breeze fan available in super cools colors at stacks and stacks. and who wouldn't want these amazing headphones from urbanears. I'll take one in every color please.

abusing the english language

my least favorite "after dark" words

  • making love ( it hurt just to write that)
  • panties ( disgusting. it's called underwear people.)
  • moist (somehow this one seems to pair nicely with panties. double gross)
  • screw ( as in; he only dated her because he wanted to screw her)
  • hump ( oh god, I just vomited a little. in protest i prefer to call wednesday roll over day)
  •  the "c" word ( i can't even write it but you know what i mean)
  •  the "p" word ( can't write that one either. a cat is a cat is a cat people)

 



Wednesday, February 15, 2012

things that make me go... ugh

I'm not a big complainer but I do have a few pet peeves:

  • having a face to face conversation with someone whose just eaten peanuts
  • having a phone conversation with someone while they're eating ( slurp, slurp)
  • strangers who let the door close in your face
  • women disc jockey's who try to sound hard core or sexy.
  • men disc jockey's who throw bologna at naked women
  • mom's who judge other mom's ( especially the one's who judge me. so what if my kids eat chicken nuggets and like fresh beat band) )
  • feet ( enough said)
  • dog poop that someone "forgot" to clean up. ( annoying but I wouldn't shoot someone over it. love you philly)





Monday, February 13, 2012

2nd birthday design ideas

i created the first design for lucas and abby's first birthday. it's getting time to brainstorm ideas for their 2nd birthday. i can't believe my babies will be 2 in april.

doodles



Sunday, February 12, 2012

feed bag

found these super cute napkins at a flea market. they were made by a local farmer from old feed bags. love the print