a few more things that make me go... ugh

and the list keeps going

• the under part of mushrooms ( super creepy)

• mentos candy's ( abnormally too smooth)

• the sound of stirring macaroni and cheese ( sounds like sloppy sex)

• sharing any and all forms of dairy products with anyone ( you will never get a sip of my milk, a bite of my yogurt or a taste of my ice-cream)

• thongs (how on earth is something that sits in your ass crack all day sexy?)

• eggs ( I wish I liked them but it's hard to consume something that smells like farts)

• skinny jeans ( especially on plump teenaged boys with the "boy shag," haircut. aka:  justin bieber hair)

• jersey shore apparel ( parents, please don't let your daughters walk out of the house wearing a t-shirt that says DTF unless you want her to work the pole)

• the "facebook" face ( puffing your lips and and cocking your head does not make you look cuter girls)