Thursday, February 16, 2012

abusing the english language

my least favorite "after dark" words

  • making love ( it hurt just to write that)
  • panties ( disgusting. it's called underwear people.)
  • moist (somehow this one seems to pair nicely with panties. double gross)
  • screw ( as in; he only dated her because he wanted to screw her)
  • hump ( oh god, I just vomited a little. in protest i prefer to call wednesday roll over day)
  •  the "c" word ( i can't even write it but you know what i mean)
  •  the "p" word ( can't write that one either. a cat is a cat is a cat people)

 



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